Planetary Tilt?
It's been an obnoxious week. The computers at work have been down. Sickness is running through the family. Everyone is edgy. I smoke less than a pack of cigarettes a year. I smoked three ciggies this week.

One of our service techs got a call. "I dreamed my humidifier wasn't working...do you think you should check it?" huh???

I forgot to wear my bra today.

Dee at work has a theory. Her theory is that with all the students down south on spring break, the planet has tilted just a tad. You know, Florida is heavier and Michigan lighter. (Where do southern students go for spring break???) Things should be fine come Monday, when everyone is in their proper places.

Hey, works for me.